BIG BOYS

RE: THE DEFINITION OF A BIG BOY


When we published our maiden edition of this news letter last year April, we gave our own definition of who a bigs boy is and how he can be easily recognised. ]
Below is a third party opinion about who is really a bigs boy as submitted by an anonymous contributor.

By UNILAG standards, the following are the conditions that are necessary and sufficient to qualify a guy as a bigs boy,failure to meet all the conditions renders na guy as a potential bigs boy.
DRESSING: The total swag of a bigs boy at any point in time should not be less than N35,000 and must be able to boast of an expensive wrist watch that is not more than six months old, a brand new phone that is not less than N30,000 and not more than four months ols.

A bigs boy must have a car with a fully functional air condition, the car which must be relatively new and must be in good condition.

In UNILAG, a bigs boy does not have any business staying in the hostel, he must be rich enough to rent an apartment,furnish it to taste and must not have more than one other occupant.

A bigs boy has a bigs girl to always keep his company and must also be connected with the movers and shakers on campus. In short he must be influential.

A bigs boy is big enough to attend expensive and important shows within and outside the campus preferably always with the VIP ticket.

A bigs boy believe in the survival of the fittest and therefore he must not be easily intimidated by others boys. In short he must always remain relevant on campus.

Above all, a bigs boy does not need introduction inorder to be identified as a bigs boy. In short, at first sight, the picture of him that readily comes to mind is that "A BIGS BOY HAS ARRIVED" Needless to say, a bigs boy must be absolutely handsome and must always have some cash to dispense at any time T.

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